So for the past week at my condo my internet has been slow as dick in molasses in the winter time (yeah I know that makes no sense). When I go to call comcast to complain, they instantly spit some prerecorded bullshit about there being an outage in my area? Wait a second, I just called from my cell phone that has a different area code than where my house is, how can they instantly make a deterministic confirmation of which "area" I live in (do all of comcast's "area's" have outages?). What a cop out, its like starting off a conversation with "I'm so sorry". So I had the bastards restart my modem and sure enough its still 56k modem-ish. How the fuck am I supposed to stream porn with a connection that takes 20 seconds to check my email. Fucking blasphemy.
Comcast fuck you, and fuck all the politicians who have assisted you in being such an ass raping monopoly. I know I have pretty much no other options for internet because you and the government are fuck buddies, I feel like a woman in a 1920's marriage who gets beaten and mistreated and shat on, but can't get a divorce cause she can't find work as a woman! Fuck this shit.
Fuck YOU comcast, Fuck YOU!!!
Amen...same thing happened to me a few days ago. Love the labels @ the end.
ReplyDeletei, too, would like to shout out to the world....comcast sux donkey dick. After my horrible experience today, i tried to submit an email of any kind to comcast customer service and all attempts failed! they simply would not go through! i have to tell someone....heres what i wrote...
ReplyDelete"Poor internet service; poor customer service; high prices.
Comcast customer service I experienced today was horrible.
After the call, I took part in the call-back survey...which cut me off mid-sentence. Not only do you make it difficult to deal with cancelling the service, but your representatives are snarky and sassy. Even your automated robots are pretentious. Shame on you for putting the blame on the FCC as well..."it's not our fault, its the FCC doing it...BLAH BLAH BLAH"....Comcast offers poor internet service at a stupidly high price. I have been very unhappy with the service (internet) but have had to put up with it given my limited choices.
Thank you for confirming what I always thought was true of Comcast....you suck."
OMG STILL laughing my ass off at the first tirade! CLASSIC! I too have been (and continue to be) a victim of Comcast's ass-rapery. I only get their shitty cable and pay through the nose every month.
ReplyDeleteNow they've snuck in that bullshit HD Technology Fee for which I STUPIDLY had to ask for an explaination. Needless to say I got gang raped by their email reply service, live chat, and some foreign whore customer service rep, none of which knew their asses from their assholes. Just filed a complaint too, which I'm sure will fall on deaf ears. Fuckers.
I too have many problems with comcrash, and even worse some stupid fuck trying to hack my router with dos ack, rst chargn & other BS scans making it dc for 30 seconds on flood of scans & Guess what? I call comcrash & they say that they cannot filter out the mother fuckers!
ReplyDeleteThen these stupid Nazi fucks tell me to call there anti virus/hacker tech service & they tell me the same mother fucking thing!
HELLO its a fucking chinsy Ass program using basic doss scans.. JUST fucking filter out the Forged STATIC IP address they are using & filter out allowing dos based ack rst chargn scans you STUPID FUCKS!
FUCK YOU Comcast I hope your company Dies & every one of you STUPID fucks ends up on the street.. I will come look for your ass JUST to Kick the living shit out of you daily!
THEN I will tell EVERYONE else where you are too You FUCKING NAZI FASCIST DICK-LESS FUCKS!
Newer Customer 2 ComCrap what a fuckin joke... got new services in July 2012 hence no bills from then till now sept 23rd 2012... a Shut-Off Notice 4 216.12... so granted i was away on personal business for the duration of almost 2 months.. not 1 call to my main line a cell phone which the FOOKS @ Comcrap have in their system... so long story short--- i come back the 21st of Sept. get the shut-off notice in my mail box with NO OTHER COMCRAP BILL(S. I go pay the 217.00 that i can at this time in order to avoid being shut-off/cut or whatever the fuck they do!!! now here i am receipt and confirmation number in hand... come home try and go online and walla somethings fucked up!!! now we just had a storm so figured ok we went out 4 a bit...call Comcrap and get this piece of shit useless not even from this region off key speaking gent who doesn't understand what i'm trying to explain to him-- THE SHUT-OFF NOTICE... so after arguing and not being able to deal with him or his annoyance any longer i demanded to speak with a SUPERVISOR, heh if thats not calling someone a hero bah! anyway i was told by the same individual from initial call that i'd have a SUPERVISOR RAPIDLY!!! LOL 17 and a half fucking COMCRAP mins ltr... Hi, this is blahblahblahbbadee-(was garbled like underwater sounding) SUPERVISOR #15123.. k so i think i'm gonna be helped and start to calm down a bit giving him a chance 2 help me as they r supposedly trained 2 do... now we r into this debate and getting heated bcuz now it's been over 15 more mins and still even a SUPERVISOR could not help me it's now being called an ACCOUNTING DEPT. ISSUE... WTF!!! I Paid what they asked of me.. now there's a miracle balance of 107.00 plus a reconnection fee plus an equipment fee which i already have in my apt...plus they want a month and a half service fee up front in order to they say TURN ME BACK ON!!! WTF Am I A Hooker? or Some kind of Viagra-Popping SUPERVISOR? This has really turned me against COMCRAP and all their Bullshit!!! Hope This never happens 2 Anyone...My Advice--- Stay Away From ComCrap... Thank You For Reading This.. Hope It Helps.. OooOOhHH Yeah FUCK YOU COMCAST/CRAP/SHIT/WASTE OF SERVICES
ReplyDeleteThis is why I can't wait for Google internet
ReplyDeleteI fucking despise comcast!! Been waiting in a waiting room for 2 hours to get box switched out. And that is after 8 hours total time on the phone zero issues fixed and Anton of broken promises!!!! Wtf! If they sell you a product it should be as described how the fuck do they get away with it and every other company does not?!?!?
ReplyDeleteI AM MAD AS HELL AND I AM NOT GOING TO STAND FOR THE CONTINUAL SHIT FOR SERVICE COMCAST PROVIDES....THEY MUST BE DEALT WITH A.S.A.P...
ReplyDeleteDEATH TO COMCAST
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ReplyDeleteGo FIOS... just wish it was in my area...
ReplyDeleteCrapCast.com sucks, these mother fuckers need to be shut down or at least broken up in Maryland, they LIE CHEET and Steal any way they can.....They only get away with it as they are the only game in town. Now this mother fucker wants to buy out turner? NO WAY should that ever happen!
ReplyDeleteThese MF's suck dick. They are unreasonable with their business practices. The fees they charge people. How the fuck do they sleep at night. They take advantage of people of hard times. I lost my job and am paying but slow. they shut me off after one month. Then charges me 8.99 for being late, 5.99 for each service to be reactivated(two for me cable and internet), to top it off 5.99 more for a post dated check. fuck them I am searching for a new provider! suck dick Comcast.
ReplyDeleteI had an agreement with Comcast that I would make a minimum payment of 143.00 to Comcast on Aug. 11th. The aholes cut off my service a day before that so I was forced to pay a day earlier to restore my service. So I paid the minimum amount due of 143.00 and then a day later charged me the full 312.00 amount so they charged me 457.00 dollars...my account got overdrawn and I ended up with 5 overdraft fees to go along with all this shyt and the mother effers won't even give me a refund for the 312.00...Jerkoffs.
ReplyDeleteComcast sent out a tech if that is what you want to call it he was racist using the n-gg-r word the sp-ck work
ReplyDeletethe chi_nk word my wife is multi raced which disturbed her now the sent out a second teckie ass and I told them not to send him and there he was I was going to knock him out the box but my wife stoped me and now I am dealing with this regional manager carl martin who is supposed to help me with this problem now he is dodging my calls and went as far as changing his #
COMSHIT SUCKS MY SWEATY BALLS IT IS DISGUISTING THAT THEY BREATH THE AIR
THEY ARE THE WORST AND HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS 30 TO BE EXACT
Attack their servers with a small militia ! Blow them the fuck up real good . Make them pay and every one else realize what a giant illegal Monopoly Comcast is !
ReplyDeleteI just wanna get in line to say Fuck You Comcast....
ReplyDeletecom cast are whores over priced and change there programing which you pay
ReplyDeletefor when my contract is up Comcast bite
me and they can take there equipment and put it were the sun don.t shine I
will never do business with them ever